There is one remaining, very powerful way to provoke a reaction from your half-asleep friends. Link to one of the following top 10 disgusting websites, and watch what sort of response you get.
How to Determine The Top 10 Disgusting Websites
Choosing which websites should make the top ten list was very difficult only because there’s just so much stuff on the net that’s absolutely nauseating. And there’s really no way to pick the top websites, because there are just so many within each category – so instead I chose one appalling sample from each category. Those categories include surgeries (both human and animal), medical conditions, bugs and insects, bodily functions and a few other utterly gross things I can’t even type without gagging. I decided to write this article partially as a form of therapy. I admit it – I’ve got a weak stomach. I’ve been stung by wasps and hornets enough so that some insects really creep me out. I hate the sight of bodily fluids, and if you want to see me pass out just put me in the same room where there’s some kind of surgery that involves a scalpel cutting open human skin. Okay see…I almost just passed out again. Alright, let’s take a deep breath and work our way through the list.#1 – Horror Movies Are Really Gross
Some of the videos in the video section are pretty explicit, so beware. But if you’re one of those horror fans that can’t get enough creepy scenes filled with guts and gore, then this site will make you very happy. For the rest of you, expect lots of scenes that will make you wince.
#2 – Diseased Human Organs
However, the one thing the site proves is that pathologists are not normal. This entire library constists of snapshots taken by pathology students of real, juicy, slimy human organs taken in various states of disease (after the person has died, obviously.)
#3 – Neuticles. No, It’s Not a Dog Toy.
Now, Neuticles takes that process to a whole new level. Not only does the site post free videos of animal neutering, but you get to watch as they insert these freaky polypropylene objects back into the animal. Yikes.
#4 – Doctor, I Seem to Have a Strange Rash
The medical photos in the “Skin Disease Finder” section at this site are not something you want to browse right after eating lunch.
#5 – Watching Surgeries For Fun
It’s called Medline Plus, and there’s a giant area devoted to offering the public surgery videos for just about every surgery imaginable. I’m serious – they’ve got everything there. Not for the squeamish!
#6 – Creepy Crawlies Make Me Itch
What that means is that you’ll find an image for almost every creepy critter imaginable. Trust me, after going through two or three of these pages, you’ll be scratching behind your neck and running for the bug repellent.
#7 – Poop Report, Proving That Some People Are Just Weird
However, it’s not entirely clear what generates the author’s obsession with poop – but every single article and news item mentioned is somehow focused on the topic. You can even get your own Poop Report t-shirt.
Now wouldn’t it be a riot wearing something like that to visit family? Okay, maybe poop is funny.
#8 – National Geographic is King of Disgusting Video
It’s the most surreal and disgusting video I’ve watched in a log time – it’s difficult to keep in mind that she’s doing this to human body parts in the same manner she’d slice up beef for stew at home. It’s very disturbing.
#9 – Prank Your Friends With Vomit
Yes, some people never really do grow up. You just thought of several friends that you’d like to send this to, didn’t you…
#10 Man Vs. Wild and Eating Disgusting Things
He’s scarfed down raw animal meat, maggots, and in one case he ate a larvae that he described as an “explosion of pus” in his mouth. How lovely. You have to give the guy credit, he has a stomach of steel, and he’s willing to do anything for television.
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